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THE MOMENT WHERE YOUR WATCHING A KOREAN DRAMA AND IT REACHES THE CLIMAX BUT THEN YOU’RE HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND SO YOU HAVE TO STOP YOURSELF FROM CRYING/SCREAMING. OMG SOMEONE HELP ME. BEKFIOEHFNKJSBFHJSDBF,RKBHIGREHBRUWHGIBFJWEGHOR8UBGRFOHKNJ
AND THEN THE SAM SCENE IS PLAYED IN THE FOLLOWING EPISODEEEEEE!@jknrgbik SOMEONE. HELP. PLEASE.
i have a migraine, my feet are freezing and sweating at the same time, i can’t sleep even though i took pills for insomnia, my stomach is growling although my medication makes me want to puke. someone please help me.
“Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, I’m going over to see a boy who is having a nervous breakdown, a boy whose connection to the sense of sight itself is tenuous, and gosh dang it, I am going to wear a dress for him”—The Fault in Our Stars - John Green (via kiteelove)
“And I said, “Oh God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,” and the Colonel whispered, “I’m so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,” and I said, “No. Not past tense.” She wasn’t even a person anymore, just flesh rotting, but I loved her present tense.”—John Green,Looking for Alaska (via cultivate-erudite)
“There is nothing more urgent than now. Because later might never come. Life isn’t long enough to speak of the next opportunity, rather than the now that’s before our eyes. If you give up on now because of laziness or a lack of courage, there is no hope of another opportunity. If you love now, the best timing is now. You have to go before it’s too late, and you have to confess now. Because you never know what’ll happen later. The next opportunity might never come.”—Yoon-jae, Answer Me 1997
“The reason my teen years are like a rushing wind is because I don’t yet know the answers: what it is I really want, who really loves me, who is it that I love. The time of life when I tumble here and there, searching for the answers. And then in the end, the moment when I figure out the answers to everything like a miracle… we had already become adults, and been doing big and small things. And like that, that winter was full of goodbyes.”—Shi-won, Answer Me 1997
“You have to be content with a dream that’s close. If you chase after one that’s far away, your heart will hurt and your insides will burn. A futile passion only leaves heartache. That’s why life’s stupidest thing is a one-sided love. But the reason that stupid one-sided love is worth trying is… that passion can sometimes make miracles happen… sometimes go the long way around to help you fulfill a dream… and even if it doesn’t allow you to realize that dream, it allows you to linger near it and find happiness.”—Tae-woong, Answer Me 1997
“I knew in that moment, that when you like someone, you have eyes for her in the sides and the back of your head. And that if you don’t knock, there will be no answer. Standing in place will not get you what you want. There’s no such thing as fair play anymore.”—Yoon-jae, Answer Me 1997
“A person’s heart has countless levels. Its depth cannot be known. Its limit can’t be known. You could fight to the death, and then exchange affection as if nothing ever happened. A red-blooded male could turn into an imbecile in front of the opposite sex. Yes, the truth is uncomfortable. But if we don’t embrace that discomfort, then we must live the rest of our lives believing what’s fake to be real. Even uncomfortable truths must be embraced. What you see is not everything.”—Shi-won, Answer Me 1997